“Give me the chicken! Ar! Ar! Ar!”
“I can’t read you.
I can read most men like reading scrolls of flesh.
you I can’t see past your scowl.
Why is that?”
“Those who you fight,
we will help you fight them.”
“Sometimes the Gods know what is best for us.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Funny thing about Krug.
They have no king.
So guess what I’ve done, old friend.”
“I dare not guess.”
“I’ve made myself King. King of the Krug!”
I totally recommend this film for anyone who enjoys a good, campy, movie-gone-horribly-wrong experience.
The Krug sling-shot alone is worth it. Trust me.