Fate won’t let it happen.

“…the Higgs boson may be “abhorrent to nature” and the LHC’s creation of the Higgs sometime in the future sends ripples backward through time to scupper its own creation. Each time scientists are on the verge of capturing the Higgs, the theory holds, the future intercedes.” – TIME

The New York Times also ran an article, The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate, that describes this unlikely, but really cool theory.

This got me thinking.  The concepts of time travel and fate versus free will have certainly become popular themes in mainstream entertainment in the last few years.  It’s at the crux of the great mystery of LOST, and it’s the premise of the new series Flash Forward.  Interesting. Is network television also being shaped by future events? I mean, how else do you explain genuinely cool sci-fi concepts showing up on primetime television, right?

Is it possible that this guy was just up late writing LOST fan fiction, and it accidentally got shuffled into his “Test of Effect From Future in Large Hadron Collider: a Proposal” and “Search for Future Influence From LHC” research papers?

I’ll call it “incidental zeitgeist application theory”. It’s not mathmatical or peer-reviewed, but it does seem more likely than a bird sent from the future to sabotage the LHC with a bit of baguette.

Here they are. Five lines inexplicably written, performed, and included in a major motion picture.

“Give me the chicken! Ar! Ar! Ar!”

“I can’t read you.
I can read most men like reading scrolls of flesh.
But you…
you I can’t see past your scowl.
Why is that?”

“Those who you fight,
we will help you fight them.”

“Sometimes the Gods know what is best for us.”
“What the hell does that mean?”

“Funny thing about Krug.
They have no king.
So guess what I’ve done, old friend.”
“I dare not guess.”
“I’ve made myself King. King of the Krug!”

So anyway, I totally recommend this film for anyone who enjoys a good, campy, movie-gone-horribly-wrong experience.

The Krug sling-shot alone is worth the price of a rental. Trust me.

Future firebending prince, Dev Patel

Talk about great news! I still think Slumdog Millionare was an overhyped film, but I can appreciate this guys acting skill. I think he’ll bring a lot to the Avatar films.

Here’s the kicker: he also happens to be a black belt and 2004 World Championship bronze medalist in Tae Kwon Do.

Yes, things are looking good for this project.

Hulu gives the latest Lonely Island song a special warning for being hilarious. May not be suitable for those without a sense of humor.